Wednesday, March 26, 2008
episode: -> farnee stories. <-
our current LSM1101 Biochemistry of Biomolecules lecturer (professor) is very interesting.
(our lecturers/professors keep changing according to the topics taught)
he loves to tell us farnee stories once in a while during the lecture.
he told us three stories today.
1. a man died and came upon a two-way junction.
he was asked to decide whether he wants to go to heaven or hell.
he went over to hell to see how life in hell was like.
there was sandy beaches, pretty ladies, much partying.. etc. everywhere.
it was a very lively atmosphere.
everyone appears to be enjoying themselves.
he then went over to the heaven's side to see how life in heaven was like.
he was disappointed to see only people praying or walking around quietly.
it was a quiet and solemn place.
he immediately made up his mind to go over to hell.
"are you sure?"
"yes, i am very sure. i want to go to hell."
he went to hell.
he was however, shocked to see people being beaten, crying, and suffering.
he became very scared.
"why is hell like this? i saw parties and pretty ladies just now!"
"oh. that was the screensaver."
2. there was a scientist who wants to conduct an experiment on frogs.
he caught four frogs.
he picked out a frog.
he clapped his hands, the frog jumped.
he cut away one leg of another frog, and clapped his hands.
the frog tried to jump.
he cut away two legs of another frog, and clapped his hands.
the frog attempted to jump too.
he cut away three legs of another frog, and clapped his hands.
the frog again tried to jump.
he cut away four legs of another frog, and clapped his hands.
the frog did not move.
he then concluded that the frog is deaf.
3. there were three men from different countries.
each man wanted to boast about how pro his country was.
the first man said, "my country has buildings as tall as the sky."
"as tall as the sky??"
"okie. maybe just an inch below."
the second man said, "my country has aeroplanes that can fly as high as the sky."
"as high as the sky??"
"okie. maybe just an inch below."
the third man said, "my country has men who eat through their noses."
"eat through their noses??"
"okie. maybe just an inch below."
~ Beautiful Season ~