Wednesday, April 09, 2008
episode: -> r a n d o m. <-
please call me a pig.
i ended up sleeping away like free in the library.
when i was supposed to be revising for my test this week. x_x
the headaches don't go away.
to add to the pain, i hit my head HARD on the LOW ceiling of the wheelchair-accessible bus 60.
now my head has a slight swelling.
boo hoo hoo~ :'(
anyways two farnee stories for today! ^^
(they were told by two different lecturers)
1. three men from three different countries met each other.
each man wanted to show off how wealthy he is.
the first man took out a cigarette and a ten dollar note.
he lit the ten dollar note and used it to light his cigarette.
the other two men stared at him.
the second man took out a cigarette and a hundred dollar note.
he lit the hundred dollar note and used it to light his cigarette.
the other two men stared at him, wide-eyed.
the third man took out a cheque book and signed a cheque of one million dollars.
he lit the cheque and used it to light his cigarette.
2. in the olden days, the doctors may sex the babies in the mothers' wombs wrongly.
there was this once where the doctor announced to a first time father that his baby is going to be a baby girl.
he was very happy.
he went to paint the bedroom pink.
he bought pink curtains, pink toys, pink towels, pink clothing, everything pink.
however, he got a baby boy instead.
he couldn't change the colour of the room and the objects he bought.
thus, he decided to give his son a more masculine name.
he named him "Rambo".
but he forgot that his surname is Tan.
his son ended up being called "Rambo Tan/Rambutan".
~ Beautiful Season ~